No one called Jones

The Following is a Famous Play by one of my favourite comedians Rowan Atkinson. Set up in a skool where he is a teacher entering the classroom. I hope u like it ... the video is all the more funny.


Come on, settle down please. Answer your names.
Anus.

Arsebandit.

Bottom.

Clitoris. Where are you, Clitoris?

Dodo.

Enema.

Fistup. Come on, grow up please.

Genital. I'm sorry, Genital.

Herpes. Still with us I see.

Imadick. Imadick! Enema, you know Imadick don't you?

Jaculation.

Myprick. Has anybody seen Myprick? Come on! Somebody must have seen Myprick! Very well. Remind me to beat Myprick a bit later.

Nicenquick.

Ontop.

Pube. Ahhh, Myprick! So nice of you to turn up. Yes. Well now that you are here Myprick, perhaps you'd like to find a seat. Bottom, squeeze Myprick in there somewhere will you?

Rigid.

Our Russian exchange student, Suckmeof.

Tightfit.

Upyoursh.

Vulva.

Yourprick.

And Zipper. Zipper? Absent.

Now boys, the headmaster has asked me to speak to you this morning on the subject of smut.All mmbers of staff have noticed an alarming increase of the use of silly humour and purile inuendo about the school. Rigid, Fistup, Bottom, Out! There have been some disgusting doodlings on the walls of the lavatories. Sit up straight Ontop. One or two unpleasant health magazines have been found. If you fall asleep Ontop, I shall be VERY annoyed. And Mr Hardon tells me that there has been a great deal of sniggerin in his biology class. Tightfit, for heaven's sake, leave Yourprick alone! I don't care, Yourprick had no business poking into your desk in the first place. I will not put up with this kind of behaviour boys, and neither, must I warn you will Mr. Gripbighardcock. This is a school for the sons of gentlemen, and the theory is that someday you will become a gentleman too. That is with the exception of Genital, who appears to be turning into a ferrett. So there will be an end to this second form toilet humour where so much conversation is devoted to smutty double entendre. Dodo Suckmeof Nicenquick, detention Saturday. Right, I'm going to the staff room now, and when I come back, if I catch Herpes in the corridor like the headmaster did yesterday, then there'll be trouble!

Coming Back To Life

jus mumbling this song ... love this song pretty much ...so wht better than start blog wid the lyrics to the classic pink floyd number. nothin goinin the head to post abt ... so here goes
1--2 ---1---2 ---3---4

Where were you when I was burned and broken
While the days slipped by from my window watching
Where were you when I was hurt and helpless
Because the things you say and the things you do surround me
While you were hanging yourself on someone else's words
Dying to believe in what you heard
I was staring straight into the shining sun

Lost in thought and lost in time
While the seeds of lifeand the seeds of change were planted
Outside the rain fell dark and slow
While I pondered on this dangerous but irresistible pastime
I took a heavenly ride through our silence
I knew the moment had arrived
For killing the past and coming back to life

I took a heavenly ride through our silence
I knew the waiting had begun
And headed straight..into the shining sun

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awesome and beautifully written aint it ?? i knw i knw